In this 2008 animation, social networks vie for a user’s attention. MySpace struggles with its waning popularity, not wanting to go the way of pathetic Friendster, while preppy Facebook stays smug. Meanwhile, Second Life lurks creepily.
From YouTube description: One of the best examples of post-World War II social guidance films, with examples of “good” and “bad” girls, proper and improper dating etiquette, courtesy to parents, and an analysis of what makes some people popular and others not. A scream and a sobering document of postwar conformity. Mind-boggling double-standard for the “bad” boy and the “bad” girl. Classic Coronet.
Everybody listen up cuz I’m about to get my speak on Fools be trippin’ when it’s time to get their freak on Runnin’ round town Puttin’ it down Without no protection Fo’ the erection When it’s time for selection What’s your direction? Before you make a choice you betta do some inspection If you don’t know my aim, an’ Don’t know my game, then Let me explain now Aiesha slept wit’ Mark Then Mark slept wit’ Tina An’ Tina slept wit’ Javier the first time he seen her Javier slept wit’ Loopy An’ Loopy slept wit’ Rob Cuz he was rollin’ on beans an’ had a goodass job Rob slept wit’ Lisa who slept wit’ Steve, an’ Steve was positive H.I.V. What started off as a plan Ended up in the plot Ya betta cool ya ass off Cuz it’s too damn hot….
(Chorus) Oooh It’s Too Hot T o o H o t Too Hot lady T o o H o t Gotta run for shelter Gotta run for shade It’s Too Hot T o o H o t Too Hot homie T o o H o t Gotta make some sense from this mess that we made
Your doin’ everything momma told ya not to do Now you’re tryin’ to walk away cuz ya know it’s true Your sister can’t explain, an’ Your mother’s ashamed to admit you both had the same last name I don’t have to ask you where you’ve been Cuz the matches in your purse say Holiday Inn A mind is a terrible thing to waste that was the slogan But now it’s ‘95 an’ it’s don’t forget the Trojan Explained it to her momma Before somebody get her gotta ‘hip’ her to the game of those smooth talkin’ niggas ‘Love’ is a word, seldom meant but often heard Latex Safe sex You better learn to get hip to the facts Before you react or End up in a box on your back Sometimes ya axed fo what you wanted Get what you got Don’t get up in the plot It’s too damn hot…
Another day in the city, an’ oh what a pity Even though we did our duty things are still lookin’ shitty Everybody in the pack stacked tryin’ to make some scratch Walkin’ in the rain but they ain’t got no hat Understand that we livin’ in the 90’s loc Nuclear waste, cannibalism, and pistol smoke Sex, lies, videotape an’ rape Just a little ‘bump & grind’ can seal your fate We need to do something drastic shit’s gettin’ tragic And if you don’t believe me Then go ask Magic Everybody an’ their momma preaching abstenence, these Kids ain’t checking for abster shit So put a condom in their hand and hope it don’t bust Another victim of the lust In God we trust What started off as a plan Ended up in a plot Water can’t cool it off cuz it’s too damn hot….